Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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