Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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