dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I party with great urgency now.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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