I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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