But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
i think i just naturally attract stoners
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
