You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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