In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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