You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
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I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
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Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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