it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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