So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?