oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?