another moral hangover. fuck.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.