Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
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She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?