On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
then he tried to convert me to islam
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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