i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
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Why can't burritos get me drunk
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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