I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
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I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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