he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I accidentally burped into my bong.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
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standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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