are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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