Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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