Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize