If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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