Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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