Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
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I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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