Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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