i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
So gin and wine won't be happening again
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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