dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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