No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
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one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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