The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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