Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
