some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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