I'm so fucking centered right now
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I had to cum in my sink.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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