biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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