quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
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Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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