I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
only you would photoshop your dick
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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