I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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