OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
