i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Randomize
