i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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