I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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