i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I just cut my nipple shaving
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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