ugly people sure do ruin things
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
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We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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