Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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