He is an equal opportunity slut.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
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I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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