Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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