he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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Drowning in my hangover.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
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He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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