My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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