just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I don't want my vagina anymore.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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