do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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