I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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