How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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