Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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