considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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