Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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