you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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