her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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