We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I need moral support for this bender
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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