On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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