you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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