Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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