I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I forget how to act sober
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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